[ so f'ing sweet ]







kitty r0xor.

a says: i think we should hang ourselves
b says: me first.
a says: it'll be a statement
a says: no fair
a says: me first.
a says: ...ill flip you for it
b says: heads.
a says: do you have a propensity for landing on your bum?
a says: because that would make this unfair.
b says: alright, you call.
a says: it occurs to me that you have no tail
a says: ah well. tails it is.
b says: heads.
a says: again.
b says: heads
a says: again.
b says: heads, im afraid.
a says: of what?
a says: again.
b says: heads...
b says: of being right.
a says: again
a says: about?
b says: heads.
b says: everything, really.
a says: again.
b says: because then i'll be responsible.
a says: yes, i know.
b says: ..heads, again.
a says: does your bum hurt yet?
b says: no. but my head does.

Our father who art in Washington
Whirled Bank be thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done,
or else, there'll be no more lending.

Give us this day our triple A credit rating,
and forgive us our past loans,
as we remove all barriers to investment.

Our economy is your economy,
your economy is our economy,
we are all one,
globally integrated,
forever and ever.

Amen.

http://whirledbank.org

lol. thank you, das.

[ 10,000 miles to grace- ]

there is a girl in new york city
who calls herself the human trampoline
and sometimes when i'm falling, flying
or tumbling in turmoil i say
woah, so this is what she means
she means we're bouncing into graceland
and i see losing love
is like a window in your heart
everybody sees you're blown apart
everybody feels the wind blow

in graceland, in graceland
i'm going to graceland
for reasons i cannot explain
there's some part of me wants to see
graceland
and i may be obliged to defend
every love, every ending
or maybe there's no obligations now
maybe i've a reason to believe
we all will be received
in Graceland.

~paul simon

[ from Anarchy's Adventures in Europe. ]












PS: to avoid confusion, Illinois is not in Europe. that was a friend getting bored in A-level Math class.

PPS: this post looks lovely in Firefox, iExplorer users are bound to run into problems. i have news. if you're still using iexplorer, you deserve shitty-looking webpages :)

PPPS: Firefox is working!! thanks, sheen :D

we have a new word for pretentious, wannabe-omniscient, condescending, superiority-complexed, patronizing Social Science majors.

Miguelomaniacs.




xD



all due credit to Doc Sadia for this one :)

the single most disturbing thing i've heard in a while:

"there are few things sexier than a girl crying."



there are some real assholes out there, eh? finding suffering attractive.. thats pretty twisted, nahin?





..jeez.

readjusting. fuck off.